Rock n' Fail

Ever wondered how or why big name bands sound so good on stage? Truth is, they don't.

Now you know what the sound engineer does in the back of every show you've ever been to ever.

So basically some guy took out the real audio and replaced it with 2 year old musicians who play on cue to the video.

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Darth Vader Is A Jerk

Good ideas suck when they aren't mine. This one is the worst.

Star Wars Uncut is a collaboration of 472 people. The idea is to recreate Star Wars: A New Hope. The entire movie is split up into 15 second clips. Each person claims one of the clips, films it, and uploads it in order.

Here's the link to check out the official unofficial page.

And here's what my remake would look like

Also, Darth Vader is a Jerk

Next I want to see the Power Rangers Movie Uncut.

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The Truth

Sometimes the truth needs to be brought to light, and what better way than song?

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Lift Your Goblet of Rock

Think you're rocking with the best? I don't think so....

At least not until you are rocking out with these bad boys.

And if you need a little more convincing, here's this one.

Why you would ever need a harmonica for any song played with that bad boy? It is an insult and a waste of pure awesomeness. That guitar alone could put the Gods of Rock to an eternal sleep.

Made from ESP Guitar Company, you can find a bunch of awesome guitars by them. Including one with Sharks on it. I don't even need to say more to tell you how awesome their guitars are. Plus Dragon Force uses them.

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Death Metal Pets

There's something about animals.

Many of you know that I'm obsessed with animals. Not because they make good companions, or are helpful, or whatever else. It's because of the way they look. I mean just look at them! Why in the world do they look like that? What is going on in their mind? Like these two punks here...

They are camels and they are in a car. Probably the only two camels in the world to ever set toe in a car. But for some reason they are pissed right off? "How dare that human get near us in a car!"

Check this out, when you add Death Metal to the mix, it's a whole new experience.

"Lift your gauntlet of ROCK!" as Jack Black would say, and bang your head to this monstrosity.

Speaking of Jack Black, I'm definitely buying this game.

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Speak n' Roll Dudes!

I know I'm good a Guitar Hero, but if I had this to rock out with, you'd have to buy a new car. Yes, a new car, don't ask how or why or in what way, just know that it would be a new car.

The Speak n' Spellbinder, made by this dude, who also made a bunch of other stuff with a technique called Circuit Bending.

For those who don't know what circuit bending is... Circuit Bending is taking pre-existing electronics, dismantling them, then rewiring them to create new sounds/things.

This is pretty much the coolest instrument I've ever seen. I can't decide if my favorite part is the Voltron head glued on the fret board, or the scenic desert pictured on the display of the speak n' spell.

The Speak n' Spellbinder features a full keypad on neck, glitch selection, tones, distortion, pitch, whammy, hold, and just watch the video for the full presentation.

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Dino-Tastic High Fives for everyone!

This is the ULTIMATES of all ULTIMATES. It combines two things I love: Awesomeness and Dinosaurs!

Picture this, I start the game up, not sure of what I'm getting into, then suddenly a delicious rock electric guitar solo shreds and the title appears.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar! Screaming YES at the top of my lungs over and over again I begin my adventure, and this is what I have to say about it.

"This is the best game I've ever played." *sniff* And now the earth is safe for another Ten-Gillion years.

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My Dog

I'm baffled that nobody has ever thought to do this before!

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