Coffe Table Shopping

So I've been out shopping for a coffee table, but with little luck. So I thought, hey maybe the internet will have one I can buy? I was so right.

A giant NES controller coffe table that even works as a NES controller. Yes! Pressing that big red/orange (depending on when you bought your NES system) button will make Mario jump!

It's made by this guy who also has an awesome named blog. He goes through all the steps and plans you need to make your own. I'll be in the garage for a while.

Is this not AWESOME?

Skate Or Die, Or Rock Out?

Just when you thought you couldn't see anything more awesome, along comes the Skatar.

A solid body Squier Jagmaster electric guitar completely playable. A few extra trucks from a skateboard and you get the Skatar.

"So I got all the parts for free, and since I already own plenty of guitars, I decided to add some trucks and wheels and see if I could skate it. The important thing for me was that it remain fully playable." - some dude.

You can see the steps he took here to create this machine of pure awesomeness.

Is this not AWESOME?

8th Grade Memories

It's very important to be scientifically minded. Especially when dealing with very important life skills. 8th graders, start memorizing, there's going to be a test on this.

Next lesson inlcudes history, so pay extra attention.

And for your final, you must fill in everyone of these correctly.

8th grade was awesome.

Is this not AWESOME?

Lift Your Goblet of Rock

Think you're rocking with the best? I don't think so....

At least not until you are rocking out with these bad boys.

And if you need a little more convincing, here's this one.

Why you would ever need a harmonica for any song played with that bad boy? It is an insult and a waste of pure awesomeness. That guitar alone could put the Gods of Rock to an eternal sleep.

Made from ESP Guitar Company, you can find a bunch of awesome guitars by them. Including one with Sharks on it. I don't even need to say more to tell you how awesome their guitars are. Plus Dragon Force uses them.

Is this not AWESOME?

Zombies? What Zombies?

I don't think I'm ever going to need another gun for as long as I live. Which will be a long time with this one.

It's called the Auto Assault-12(AA-12), it can fire up to 300 rounds per minute without recoil. WTH?! Well, the next time those darn kids get on Farmer John's property, it's on!

Here's the awesomness in action:

Oh, and just in case you wanted to mount it on top of your car, you can do that too.

Is this not AWESOME?

Are smart babies dangerous?

Did I get ripped off as a kid? Did my parents restrict my learning capabilities? Maybe, I don't remember. But I do know that my kid will not miss out on the knowledge that Z = Zombie. The next time the teacher in kindergarten class ask what starts with Z, my kid will be the first to answer, and I can tell you it won't be zoo or Zachary.

These blocks are exceptionally designed to teach Geeklings about the kinds of things one might encounter as a Mad Scientist. The set is made up of five handmade blocks that contains six sides of creative artistry. The detailed illustrations of the laser engraved images are flawlessly rendered to represent the key mad scientist memes that would correspond to each letter in the alphabet. The blocks are made out of American maple wood and are chemical free. We also must add that they smell amazing. The fragrance reminds us of a clove/vanilla scented wood burning fireplace. But not just any fireplace, but the kind of fireplace inside a Freeze Ray protected Underground Lair on a rogue island populated by Henchmen and Zombies, where plans for World Domination are being carefully plotted using copious amounts of Caffeine and Maniacal Robots… (ThinkGeek)

A complete list of the images represented by the letters is as follows:

A - Appendages B - Bioengineering C - Caffeine D - Dirigible E - Experiment F - Freeze ray G - Goggles H - Henchmen I - Invention

J - Jargon K - Potassium L - Laser M - Maniacal N - Nanotechnology O - Organs P - Peasants (with Pitchforks) Q - Quantum physics R - Robot

S - Self-experimentation T - Tentacles U - Underground Lair V - Virus W - Wrench X - X-Ray Y - You, the Mad Scientist of Tomorrow Z - Zombies

Is this not AWESOME?

Ps. Billy Jean by Michael Jackson was playing in my earphones when I posted this blog.