Nov 25, 2009

Bozo vs. Blobby

The Saturday morning cartoon lineup in America when I was a kid never included Bozo The Clown. I don't ever remember running home from school to watch it either. But I would have if it was like this.

Mr. Blobby, can it get any more original than this. Dude looks like a wonder bread bag filled with pepto-bismol. A complete trainwreck that you just can't look away from. Bozo, you should have crashed through more doors, then maybe I would've paid attention to you.

Is this not AWESOME?

Nov 20, 2009

I Want A Dog Not A Cat

Recently I've gotten the comment that I must really like cats because I always post about cats. WRONG! I only post about cats because, well look at them! What is going on in their head!? Really I want a dog. That can do this.

Is this not AWESOME?

Nov 12, 2009

Keep Being Awesome

Facts that aren't true whatsoever are awesome. For example, yesterday, I was getting my hair cut and I said to the girl cutting my hair as I took of my glasses that I was trusting her because I can't see anything without them on. She then informed me that I should eat carrots.

"That's true" I said, "They have beta..."

Suddenly she interrupts me and said, "If you cut a carrot in half and look at the cut end it looks like an iris, that's why we know they are good for your eyes!"

"Who's we?" I ask.

"My sister in law, she read all about it, she only buys organic foods." She explains.

"Let me guess, is she a vegetarian too?" I ask.

"YEAH! how did you know!?" She surprisingly questioned.

"Just a lucky guess." I exaggerate

"Walnuts are good for your lungs because they are the shape of lungs!" She states.

"They also look like brains, are they good for your brains?" I exaggerate again.

"They probably are! I'll ask her!" She wonders.

She then proceeds to give me a head massage. It was the weirdest hair cut I've ever had.

So, in review, what lessons have we learned? Carrots are good for your eyes cause the look like an iris when chopped in half, walnuts are good for you lungs and probably your brains (we are still waiting for the verdict from sister in law), and I bet you 10 bucks kidney beans are good for your kidnies.

Is this not AWESOME?

Nov 10, 2009

Cat Fight

This would be a lot cooler set to this music.

Is this not AWESOME?