Mar 31, 2009

How many 5 year olds can you take down?


This was too awesome to pass up! Should I be feeling bad right now?


Enjoy it yourself: FIGHT!

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And I was about to go out and buy a real one.

The Trashcade, constructed using cardboard boxes along with lots of Tape. I imagine anger is this cabinet's inevitable collapse. (i.e. "Dang you Mario! and you ability to not jump when I told you to!" Punch the side of the arcade and... COLLAPSE!)

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Mar 30, 2009

Videos Games Are Real

Consistently I find myself having the "Video Game Dream", which usually dishes out an army of zombies, monsters, or dinosaurs. Always present in the dreams are the classic hit points, life bars, and guns. Did you even have to ask?
Just the other night I fought off Tyrannosaurus Rex using a chain gun attached to the back of a pimped out silver Jeep. While the driver swerved down a city street, I let each bullet go with a feeling of, "Yes! I am the man! and this T Rex is not!" Every time a bullet hit the T Rex a little number would appear and disappear, signifying that I had subtracted that amount of life from his total health points.
You think this sounds awesome? Wait till you hear about my bikini squad zombie slayers dream.

Mixing real life with video games has sort of become something to do.

Check check check a check a check it out.

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Emmy Update

What's better than a dog with a mohawk? How about the color purple? I think my sister did this with a purple scratch n' sniff smelly marker.

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Mar 28, 2009

Dinosaurs With Lasers!

Sometimes I think we don't realize the potential that remakes have. Take "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" for example. This is how I would imagine "Valley of Gwangi" would be remade.

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Mar 27, 2009

Do you remember Dino Riders the cartoon?

Screw Cowboys and Indians! This is what I've been wanting to see my whole life!
The story: Cowboy James Franciscus seeks fame and fortune by capturing a Tyrannosaurus Rex living in the Forbidden Valley and putting it in a Mexican circus.

The Valley of Gwangi [IMDB]

I can't think of a better plot line than that, do I hear remake? PLEASE?

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Mar 26, 2009

Ninjas are the new pink

In the future, when Spider-Man and Batman are secretly the SAME PERSON and have become an all powerful unstoppable being of heroic havoc, who or what will be able to stop him?

Ninjas, that's who.

Boss fight from Revenge of Shinobi for the Sega Genesis. This is the 1st version of Revenge of Shinobi. The 2 versions released after this version had Batman edited to look like a Bat monster and a copyright note was added at the beginning of the game.
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The 1st Bday party I ever had

I knew at the age of 1 that big burly mustaches were awesome. So obviously I would've suggested that we celebrated them along with my first birthday. The next year was a pirate theme, the year after that a ninja theme, and the year after that was spacemen!

More please? If you dare.

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Mar 25, 2009

CFL. (Chestmates For Life!)

If you've got some time to spare, why not make yourself a spaceman alien CFL paper doll?

I made one for my boss... I don't think he liked it too much, because he THREW IT AWAY! But that's okay, because, I've been slowing sneaking new ones on his desk this last week. I wonder if he'll be able to find them all?

Marshall Alexander specializes in one-piece papertoys that consist of a single flat piece of paper, which by intricate folding is transformed into a 3-dimensional model.

You can find a bunch more here: Marshall Alexander

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My Dog

I'm baffled that nobody has ever thought to do this before!

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Spider-Man is Real

All you non-believers out there better start believing!

A Thai fireman turned superhero when he dressed up as comic-book character Spider-Man to coax a frightened eight-year-old from a balcony.

Teachers at a special needs school in Bangkok alerted authorities when an autistic pupil, scared of attending his first day at school, sat out on the third-floor ledge and refused to come inside.

Despite teachers' efforts to beckon the boy inside, he refused to budge until his mother mentioned her son's love of superheroes, prompting fireman Sonchai Yoosabai to take a "super heroic" approach to the problem.

The rescuer dashed back to his fire station and made a quick change into a Spider-Man costume before returning to the boy, he said.

"I told him Spider-Man is here to rescue you, no monsters are going to attack you and I told him to walk slowly towards me as running could be dangerous," Somchai told local television.

The young boy immediately stood up and walked into his rescuer's arms, police said.

Somchai said he keeps the Spider-Man costume and an outfit of Japanese television character Ultraman at the station in order to liven up school fire drills.

Thai Spider-Man saves the day [yahoonews]

This is the best news I've heard in 2009.

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