Oct 27, 2009

What Happens When You Give a Kid A Really Cool Batman Costume?

Violence against mothers is wrong. I just want to make sure we all understand this.

Apparently a good number of crazy people who take on alternate identities choose batman as that identity. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

Is this not AWESOME?

Oct 26, 2009

Birthday Defense

Birthday can be a very joyous time. But they can also be a very dangerous time.

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Oct 23, 2009

Geography Correction

9th grade was the year I learned that I actually didn't have to pay attention in class. Good thing, cause everything I learned in 9th grade geography has been either proven wrong or never been process in my mind since. BUT, something has recently been discovered. More proof that T Rex is still the coolest dinosaur and still the king of dinosaurs.

Well duh, of course the earth likes T Rex, and would want to pay tribute to his sheer awesomeness.

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Oct 13, 2009

Play That Keyboard Cat

Have you ever seen this...

and thought, WTF is that and why is it in every dang video I watch on youtube? Well sadly there is no answer to that question.

There is however, a great way to waste your time.

Made by Tubbypaws, this bad boy masterpiece took me about three hours to make. If you follow the instructions, unlike I did, it shouldn't take you too long.


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Oct 7, 2009

High Five

Some people same this isn't the best way to greet or part ways with the opposite sex. I disagree.

The high five is a celebratory gesture, usually executed by two people at a time. The gesture is currently most commonly employed to communicate mutual satisfaction between spectators and between participants alike, during a sporting event, or to extend congratulations from one person to another in any informal setting.

To properly execute a high five, each person raises a hand to make contact, or slap, the opposing raised hand of the other. If the initiator offers the right hand, the partner offers the right hand, as one would with a traditional handshake. The hand and arm are usually extended in an upward fashion to form the "high" part, and the palms of each hand make physical contact in final execution of the gesture. The usual and ordinary five fingers of the human hand equal "five" in number, hence the name "high five". - Wikipedia

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Oct 5, 2009

The Awesomest Intro Ever

If I had this intro every time I entered a room, I'd want at least 5 people to faint like they do for Michael Jackson at his concerts. Preferably the should be girls, but if one was a guy, that would be okay too.

So, we have a universe born Polar Bear wielding a giant hockey stick. It's pure awesomeness blows up the moon when it flies by. It's blows up Anchorage! The bear slowly gets smaller and smaller so it can fit into the stadium. All to the soundtrack of TOP GUN and Metallica!

Is this not AWESOME?