Sep 29, 2009

Etch - A - Jackson

Holy crap this guy is GOOD!

George Viosich III., the genius behind what is known to kids as the Etch - A - Sketch. Anybody try and draw something on those things? Yeah, I've successfully drawn a square. No, make that a rectangle, cause even a perfect square is hard to pull off. But no, George here doesn't stop at the rectangle, he has to draw Michael Jackson, or tons others.

Don't believe this is real? Check out this video.

Here's his site for any other amazing things he might do.

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Sep 28, 2009

The Greatest Keytar Player In The World!

Has this become a lost art? Something only nostalgia can bring back? Cause dang this guy rocks!

I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of the keytar.

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Sep 25, 2009


Originally, the game Tetris was inspired by ice cubes from Russia. The Russians used these ice cubes to make steps and climb over big walls. When the ice melted, it would really confuse the bad guys, cause all they would see is a really big wall and a puddle of water! They'd be all like, "What? How? this is a mystery."

You can buy these awesome ice trays from Attack Mode for only $15.00! That is, when they get the next batch ordered. They sold out immediately.

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Sep 23, 2009


This, and girls.

To my biological brother and sisters, "Eat blue-shell and DIE!!! Love you guys."

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Sep 22, 2009

Be Prepared For Anything!

Action could happen at any moment. I mean ANY moment! But there is a solution.

I only hope that Chuck Norris still promotes these. Cause dang he looks good in those action jeans!

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Sep 21, 2009

Music Videos Make Sense?

Does anyone else think it's odd that musicians make music videos that have absolutely nothing to do with their song?

This guy does too, but he actually does something about it.

I'd like to see a rob zombie music video literally sang.

You can find a bunch more of these awesome vids here.

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Sep 17, 2009

Practise Makes Perfect

Because we all know there is a zombie apocalypse coming, duh. They are preparing just as much as we are/should be. So I present you with this.

Zombie targets for the range!

Law Enforcement Targets, inc. presents the coolest thing since guns were invented.

"They are shambling your way in full color. Targets are a ghoulish 23"x35" in size. Each target includes scoring zones and supplemental brain targets!" - LET

Let's all take a moment and get out our credit cards, our children depend on this.

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Sep 15, 2009

Things That Should'nt Go Together

This last months I've been trying to beat the original Contra on NES without dying once. I got all the way to the final boss, you know, the alien heart that spits out alien spiders. Before I could get the last bullet in, I DIES!!!! I was so close!
So to relieve my pain, I present this.

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Sep 10, 2009

Chick Dig Facts

fail owned pwned pictures

Well of course this is true. Whatever the Ninja Turtles say, goes. No questions asked. That why I always ninja kick rabbits.

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Sep 9, 2009

Coffe Table Shopping

So I've been out shopping for a coffee table, but with little luck. So I thought, hey maybe the internet will have one I can buy? I was so right.

A giant NES controller coffe table that even works as a NES controller. Yes! Pressing that big red/orange (depending on when you bought your NES system) button will make Mario jump!

It's made by this guy who also has an awesome named blog. He goes through all the steps and plans you need to make your own. I'll be in the garage for a while.

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Sep 8, 2009

Action Hero Names

So turns out I've been wrong my whole life. My real name isn't Chris, it's actually...

Baptiste Omega, Astronaut Crimefighter. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

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Sep 4, 2009

What's Going On HE-MAN?

If you've ever wondered, as some people I know have, let this help.

I still think you are wrong Kelly.

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