One day my dad took me aside and murdered my beliefs. It was the day he told me all at once that Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Monsters weren't *spoiler warning* "real". WTF dad!? Next you are probably going to tell me I was adopted! Well at least some people still believe in the Easter Bunny.
Showing posts with label Monsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monsters. Show all posts
May 6, 2009
I've Always Wondered This.
Links:
364 days,
Awesome,
Bruce Lee,
Easter Bunny,
Fake plastic grass,
How did he cut his hair so short?,
Kicking "A",
Monsters,
Santa,
That rabbit is crazy,
Tooth Fairy
Mar 30, 2009
Videos Games Are Real
Links:
Awesome,
Bikini Squad Zombie Slayers,
Bubble Bobble,
Dinosaurs,
Donkey Kong,
Dreams do come true,
Excitebike,
Guns,
Hit Points,
Jets,
Mario,
Monsters,
Street Fighter,
T Rex,
Video Games,
Zombies
Consistently I find myself having the "Video Game Dream", which usually dishes out an army of zombies, monsters, or dinosaurs. Always present in the dreams are the classic hit points, life bars, and guns. Did you even have to ask?
Just the other night I fought off Tyrannosaurus Rex using a chain gun attached to the back of a pimped out silver Jeep. While the driver swerved down a city street, I let each bullet go with a feeling of, "Yes! I am the man! and this T Rex is not!" Every time a bullet hit the T Rex a little number would appear and disappear, signifying that I had subtracted that amount of life from his total health points.
You think this sounds awesome? Wait till you hear about my bikini squad zombie slayers dream.
Mixing real life with video games has sort of become something to do.
Check check check a check a check it out.
Is this not AWESOME?
Just the other night I fought off Tyrannosaurus Rex using a chain gun attached to the back of a pimped out silver Jeep. While the driver swerved down a city street, I let each bullet go with a feeling of, "Yes! I am the man! and this T Rex is not!" Every time a bullet hit the T Rex a little number would appear and disappear, signifying that I had subtracted that amount of life from his total health points.
You think this sounds awesome? Wait till you hear about my bikini squad zombie slayers dream.
Mixing real life with video games has sort of become something to do.
Check check check a check a check it out.
Is this not AWESOME?
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