Cat Weight Lifting Competition

Who comes up with this stuff!?

Once again I find myself absolutely fascinated with Japanese Television Programs. Seriously, I will buy the DVD box set of these shows if they become available.

Ps. It get's really good around 5:40.

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Global Warming, Pirates, and Drugs

Finally I get it. Thanks Cher and Kanye for making the singing robot voice so very popular.

Here's more if you want.

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Renaissance Artistry and Sturday Morning 80's Cartoons

Is it sad that if I hear the name Raphael or Michelangelo, that I immediately start quoting this? "WHhaaaah!".

You can find this comic and more here.

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8th Grade Memories

It's very important to be scientifically minded. Especially when dealing with very important life skills. 8th graders, start memorizing, there's going to be a test on this.

Next lesson inlcudes history, so pay extra attention.

And for your final, you must fill in everyone of these correctly.

8th grade was awesome.

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Dinosuars and Drift Racing

Just watch it, then we'll talk

Now that you've watched it, twice, you know exactly what I'm talking about when I say, "Perfection".

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RX Bandits and a New Album

One of my most favorite bands is releasing a new album soon.

RX Bandits has been a long time favorite band of mine. Anybody who listens would agree that these guys don't just release any song unless it's perfect.

I could tell you how stoked I am, but I'd rather let this little guy explain my feelings:

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Scare Bear

I want one of these!

My favorite part is when the guy punches the bear in the face! Surprise! Boom! floor...

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Lift Your Goblet of Rock

Think you're rocking with the best? I don't think so....

At least not until you are rocking out with these bad boys.

And if you need a little more convincing, here's this one.

Why you would ever need a harmonica for any song played with that bad boy? It is an insult and a waste of pure awesomeness. That guitar alone could put the Gods of Rock to an eternal sleep.

Made from ESP Guitar Company, you can find a bunch of awesome guitars by them. Including one with Sharks on it. I don't even need to say more to tell you how awesome their guitars are. Plus Dragon Force uses them.

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Bears and You, What You Should Know

There are some things that naturally don't mix. Oil and water, cats and water, me and vegetables, etc. But sometimes mother nature throws a curve ball.

Bears, I'm talking about bears.

How come I was never notified that bears could be household pets!? Who wouldn't want a pet BEAR as a kid?! There is injustice in the world and it must be stopped. Every kid should know that yes, yes you can have a pet bear.

Here's the best part, you can train your bear to go and get groceries for you.

You don't even need to worry about correct change, because who's going to argue with a bear?

*Update*
So I've just been informed that it's only in Russia you can have a pet bear. NO, No you can't has pet bear Chris. ...Suck

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Zombies? What Zombies?

I don't think I'm ever going to need another gun for as long as I live. Which will be a long time with this one.

It's called the Auto Assault-12(AA-12), it can fire up to 300 rounds per minute without recoil. WTH?! Well, the next time those darn kids get on Farmer John's property, it's on!

Here's the awesomness in action:

Oh, and just in case you wanted to mount it on top of your car, you can do that too.

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Metal Claws and Badassery

If you haven't seen the new wolverine movie yet, don't be sad. I've got you covered right here.

Sitting next to me in the theater was the equivalent of the Simpson's Fat Comic Book Guy. He was determined to let the entire theater know the "true facts" about Wolverine and his powers. I think my favorite part was during the Wolverine and Hot Chick love scene. The guy shouted out, "Oh man this is so gay!" Then immediately someone from the theater shouted back, "No, it's actually quite hetero!" I love going to the movies.

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Entrance Fee

This is what's posted on the outside of my office door. I've had less visitors since then.

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A Guide To All Things In Life

Shoryuken is the end all be all answer to every question you've ever had. Go ahead and test it, you won't find a better answer.

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Death Metal Pets

There's something about animals.

Many of you know that I'm obsessed with animals. Not because they make good companions, or are helpful, or whatever else. It's because of the way they look. I mean just look at them! Why in the world do they look like that? What is going on in their mind? Like these two punks here...

They are camels and they are in a car. Probably the only two camels in the world to ever set toe in a car. But for some reason they are pissed right off? "How dare that human get near us in a car!"

Check this out, when you add Death Metal to the mix, it's a whole new experience.

"Lift your gauntlet of ROCK!" as Jack Black would say, and bang your head to this monstrosity.

Speaking of Jack Black, I'm definitely buying this game.

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A Response to LOLCATS

I've been having a problem lately. But I've found the solution to my up and coming addiction.

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Thank you for clearing that up. I can rest easier now knowing this.

JibJab.com has been providing the internet with those videos of giant headed political leaders, dancing elves, and this...

I gave this to my Dad for his 50th Birthday.

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I've Always Wondered This.

One day my dad took me aside and murdered my beliefs. It was the day he told me all at once that Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Monsters weren't *spoiler warning* "real". WTF dad!? Next you are probably going to tell me I was adopted! Well at least some people still believe in the Easter Bunny.

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Old School for New School

How many times have you died while playing an NES emulator because you pressed the wrong button on the keyboard? Yeah, same, I always forget what key is assigned to the jump button.

I worry no more

The Retro NES USB Controller is perfect for creating old school gaming nostalgia on your computer. The standard NES plug has been replaced with newfangled USB. Hey, we wouldn't recommend it for FPS shooters but it's ideal for MAME and NES emulators. - Think Geek

You can pick up this sexy piece of plastic here for about $30.

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School Teachers Could Be So Much More Effect

I can remember my 11th and 12th grade English classes were torture because of the required books I had to read. Of coarse I didn't fully understand the power of these books as I was way more interested in female anatomy and games played with a video screen. But teachers, there is a way to get kids interested in reading these books. It's all about the cover art!

Usually I will pick up a book and read the back cover first to see if it sounds interesting. No need to do that with these covers! Already I can tell these are instant classics.

You can find more of them here and a whole lot of other awfully awesome stuff at Somethingawful.com

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