In Russia They...

...use jet rockets to shovel the snow.

These, of course, are driven by Russian bear's who have been trained to blast anything that is white. So don't where you white snow pants to work on the morning after a huge snow storm.

"It's a snowblower. Or better said, a snow melter. The ones above use Klimov VK-1 engines from Mig-15 planes. The one from Tuesday could have been the engine from a Mig-17. They also use these to melt ice on other planes engines--while waiting on the cold Russian airport runways" - Gizmodo

I approve.

Is this not AWESOME?

If You Gave Godzilla a Cookie

If you gave Godzilla the option to become an American Gladiator, he would need a worthy challenge. Megalon! But then if he had a worthy challenger, he would need a place big enough to battle. Atop the Twin Towers! (obviously before 2001) If he had a big enough place to battle, he would then ask for helicopters and jets to G. L. A. M. O. R-ize the fight. If he had helicopters and jets, he would then have, The Ultimate Battle. Of coarse it would take place in the U.S.A.

I need to see this movie.

Is this not AWESOME?

Videos Games Are Real

Consistently I find myself having the "Video Game Dream", which usually dishes out an army of zombies, monsters, or dinosaurs. Always present in the dreams are the classic hit points, life bars, and guns. Did you even have to ask?
Just the other night I fought off Tyrannosaurus Rex using a chain gun attached to the back of a pimped out silver Jeep. While the driver swerved down a city street, I let each bullet go with a feeling of, "Yes! I am the man! and this T Rex is not!" Every time a bullet hit the T Rex a little number would appear and disappear, signifying that I had subtracted that amount of life from his total health points.
You think this sounds awesome? Wait till you hear about my bikini squad zombie slayers dream.

Mixing real life with video games has sort of become something to do.

Check check check a check a check it out.

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