Only One Possible Answer

I've been thinking real hard about this one for a while. So I open the question to you. Who would win in a fight against a dinosaur?

Now, we've seen this one a few times. But still, I'm not convinced. There's no way King Kong was real so that battle in his movie doesn't count.

This next one has too many possibilities, but if we are sticking to real life, then the answer is pretty clear. Sorry Chuck.

Now here's something no one expected. I sure can't win a fight with the bed, it knocks me out every time I lay into it. But a dinosaur is much rowdier so there could be an inbalance there.

Please don't make me choose!

Hmm, I'm gonna have to check my sources on this one.

Yup, I think this is definitely the only correct answer. It makes sense in all levels of understanding.

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Anybody Have A Manual?

This is something my dad tried to explain to me when I was 14. Pictured below is what I had imagined in my mind at the time:

Yeah, basically I wasn't paying attention. At least the song makes sense.

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If You Gave Godzilla a Cookie

If you gave Godzilla the option to become an American Gladiator, he would need a worthy challenge. Megalon! But then if he had a worthy challenger, he would need a place big enough to battle. Atop the Twin Towers! (obviously before 2001) If he had a big enough place to battle, he would then ask for helicopters and jets to G. L. A. M. O. R-ize the fight. If he had helicopters and jets, he would then have, The Ultimate Battle. Of coarse it would take place in the U.S.A.

I need to see this movie.

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