Anybody Have A Manual?

This is something my dad tried to explain to me when I was 14. Pictured below is what I had imagined in my mind at the time:

Yeah, basically I wasn't paying attention. At least the song makes sense.

Is this not AWESOME?

Remember that Spider-Man is really smart too.

Spider-Man knows everything! He even knows what's going on inside the brain of my computer!

Lifehacker.com featured Spider-Man comic desktop that displays the computer's system stats in the comics speech bubbles. Using Geektool, you can customize and add the stats to any OS X desktop.

Is this not AWESOME?