If You Gave Godzilla a Cookie

If you gave Godzilla the option to become an American Gladiator, he would need a worthy challenge. Megalon! But then if he had a worthy challenger, he would need a place big enough to battle. Atop the Twin Towers! (obviously before 2001) If he had a big enough place to battle, he would then ask for helicopters and jets to G. L. A. M. O. R-ize the fight. If he had helicopters and jets, he would then have, The Ultimate Battle. Of coarse it would take place in the U.S.A.

I need to see this movie.

Is this not AWESOME?