Paintings I Wish I Had (pt.3)

It's that time again. I think I'm going to need a bigger gallery, not because of an immense need to store more paintings, but because I want each painting to be 6' x 12'.

Maybe ratings from the cadets would be appropriate?

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Instructions: How To Be Rude

Your guess is as good as mine. But according to a scientist on the internet, his translation goes from left to right:

1. Not doing the team pose is rude.

2. Executing your final attack on Godzilla before the climactic end of the battle is very rude.

3. Being awake when Santa shows up is terribly rude.

There should be a book about all the ways you could be rude, and if you are, how to stop.

*update* found it.

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Paintings I Wish I Had (pt.2)

It's important that an art collector keep his gallery updated and fresh. These should go nicely in the gallery.

Remind me to show you the other addition to my gallery sometime.

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Lunch Time

So this dad makes sack lunch bags for his kids each day during his lunch break.

...and of coarse let's not forget about this one.

Come on Dad, get on the ball! Where the heck is my custom art sack lunches? All I got was a prepaid meal ticket for school lunch. Selfish father, my own selfish selfish father.

You can see more of this dad's work at his site.

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If You Gave Godzilla a Cookie

If you gave Godzilla the option to become an American Gladiator, he would need a worthy challenge. Megalon! But then if he had a worthy challenger, he would need a place big enough to battle. Atop the Twin Towers! (obviously before 2001) If he had a big enough place to battle, he would then ask for helicopters and jets to G. L. A. M. O. R-ize the fight. If he had helicopters and jets, he would then have, The Ultimate Battle. Of coarse it would take place in the U.S.A.

I need to see this movie.

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