Instructions: How To Be Rude

Your guess is as good as mine. But according to a scientist on the internet, his translation goes from left to right:

1. Not doing the team pose is rude.

2. Executing your final attack on Godzilla before the climactic end of the battle is very rude.

3. Being awake when Santa shows up is terribly rude.

There should be a book about all the ways you could be rude, and if you are, how to stop.

*update* found it.

Is this not AWESOME?

I've Always Wondered This.

One day my dad took me aside and murdered my beliefs. It was the day he told me all at once that Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Monsters weren't *spoiler warning* "real". WTF dad!? Next you are probably going to tell me I was adopted! Well at least some people still believe in the Easter Bunny.

Is this not AWESOME?