Practise Makes Perfect

Because we all know there is a zombie apocalypse coming, duh. They are preparing just as much as we are/should be. So I present you with this.

Zombie targets for the range!

Law Enforcement Targets, inc. presents the coolest thing since guns were invented.

"They are shambling your way in full color. Targets are a ghoulish 23"x35" in size. Each target includes scoring zones and supplemental brain targets!" - LET

Let's all take a moment and get out our credit cards, our children depend on this.

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Zombie Training Camp

The living dead, an army of almost unstoppable force. But how can a slow moving, undead monster be so good at what he/she does? Only by the traning camp there is. ZOMBIE BOOT CAMP!

Oh Japan, you're prepared for just about anything aren't you?

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Some More Light Reading

Masterpiece Theater's got nothing on this!

An instant classic I can already tell. Pick up this book here. There will be a book report required at the end of the month.

Also, just so you are aware, here is next months reading.

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Zombies Are The New Pink

Yes, this shirt will come in handy when babysitting. Why you ask? Because of this!

It's to celebrate Capcom's upcoming Wii title Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles. Here's the link if you want the low-down from one of the designers of the shirt. Sounds like it's going to be given away for free at Comic Con this year.

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The Great Debate

This will affect you and your children in the possible near future. I suggest you take this very very serious.

I don't know what's worse, ignorant parents who ignore these warnings? Or the fact that there's not enough of these lying around. Either way, something has got to be done and I believe that we are close to being on the right track but far from it.

Better take this quiz to be sure.

55%

Well it looks like I'm screwed, probably cause I don't own a gun. Anybody going to Walmart?

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Zombies? What Zombies?

I don't think I'm ever going to need another gun for as long as I live. Which will be a long time with this one.

It's called the Auto Assault-12(AA-12), it can fire up to 300 rounds per minute without recoil. WTH?! Well, the next time those darn kids get on Farmer John's property, it's on!

Here's the awesomness in action:

Oh, and just in case you wanted to mount it on top of your car, you can do that too.

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The Opposite of a Zombie is Shotgun.

Every household should have food storage, first aid kits, and a shotgun enclosed in a glass case (safe from kids!) ready to be used when the zombie apocalypse comes.

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Kids gotta be prepared too.

I enjoy art (some art) and I also enjoy video games. I really enjoy it when the two are combined. Here's something I really enjoy.

The constant flood of zombies bothering us never seems to end. But where does it begin? How come all the zombie movies, zombie comics, zombie games, and anything else zombie, only show zombies bothering adults? What about the kids? They gotta be prepared too. Right?

The painting was done by Jason Chan, who works for Massive Black, a concept art company.

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Videos Games Are Real

Consistently I find myself having the "Video Game Dream", which usually dishes out an army of zombies, monsters, or dinosaurs. Always present in the dreams are the classic hit points, life bars, and guns. Did you even have to ask?
Just the other night I fought off Tyrannosaurus Rex using a chain gun attached to the back of a pimped out silver Jeep. While the driver swerved down a city street, I let each bullet go with a feeling of, "Yes! I am the man! and this T Rex is not!" Every time a bullet hit the T Rex a little number would appear and disappear, signifying that I had subtracted that amount of life from his total health points.
You think this sounds awesome? Wait till you hear about my bikini squad zombie slayers dream.

Mixing real life with video games has sort of become something to do.

Check check check a check a check it out.

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