Bozo vs. Blobby

The Saturday morning cartoon lineup in America when I was a kid never included Bozo The Clown. I don't ever remember running home from school to watch it either. But I would have if it was like this.

Mr. Blobby, can it get any more original than this. Dude looks like a wonder bread bag filled with pepto-bismol. A complete trainwreck that you just can't look away from. Bozo, you should have crashed through more doors, then maybe I would've paid attention to you.

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Play That Keyboard Cat

Have you ever seen this...

and thought, WTF is that and why is it in every dang video I watch on youtube? Well sadly there is no answer to that question.

There is however, a great way to waste your time.

Made by Tubbypaws, this bad boy masterpiece took me about three hours to make. If you follow the instructions, unlike I did, it shouldn't take you too long.

See!

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Cat Weight Lifting Competition

Who comes up with this stuff!?

Once again I find myself absolutely fascinated with Japanese Television Programs. Seriously, I will buy the DVD box set of these shows if they become available.

Ps. It get's really good around 5:40.

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Bears and You, What You Should Know

There are some things that naturally don't mix. Oil and water, cats and water, me and vegetables, etc. But sometimes mother nature throws a curve ball.

Bears, I'm talking about bears.

How come I was never notified that bears could be household pets!? Who wouldn't want a pet BEAR as a kid?! There is injustice in the world and it must be stopped. Every kid should know that yes, yes you can have a pet bear.

Here's the best part, you can train your bear to go and get groceries for you.

You don't even need to worry about correct change, because who's going to argue with a bear?

*Update*
So I've just been informed that it's only in Russia you can have a pet bear. NO, No you can't has pet bear Chris. ...Suck

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Zombies? What Zombies?

I don't think I'm ever going to need another gun for as long as I live. Which will be a long time with this one.

It's called the Auto Assault-12(AA-12), it can fire up to 300 rounds per minute without recoil. WTH?! Well, the next time those darn kids get on Farmer John's property, it's on!

Here's the awesomness in action:

Oh, and just in case you wanted to mount it on top of your car, you can do that too.

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Death Metal Pets

There's something about animals.

Many of you know that I'm obsessed with animals. Not because they make good companions, or are helpful, or whatever else. It's because of the way they look. I mean just look at them! Why in the world do they look like that? What is going on in their mind? Like these two punks here...

They are camels and they are in a car. Probably the only two camels in the world to ever set toe in a car. But for some reason they are pissed right off? "How dare that human get near us in a car!"

Check this out, when you add Death Metal to the mix, it's a whole new experience.

"Lift your gauntlet of ROCK!" as Jack Black would say, and bang your head to this monstrosity.

Speaking of Jack Black, I'm definitely buying this game.

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The Japanese Can Get Away With Murder on TV

Watch this, then realize how safe you are in America.

What the freak is wrong with these people!? How is that legal!? I think my favorite part is that you don't even have to know what they are saying to know that this is INSANE.

What's with inflicting massive amounts of pain? Actually forget about that, look at this!

WTF! I don't think I can handle anymore... OHHhhh no... I just hit gold. I think we have a winner.

So what have we learned? NEVER be on a Japanese game show, or you'll end up like Chris Farley.

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Mexican Wrestling and Mexican Power Rangers

I give this one permission to speak for itself.

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CFL (Chestmates For Life) Update Update

And just when you thought it was safe again to post your picture up on the web.

See more here thanks to Mike Lau and Geekologie.

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CFL (Chestmates For Life) Update

WTF!?

Is this for real? Does anybody else get the urge to watch Aleins? I can't decide and I don't really want to. I do know that my Halloween costume is going to be awesome this year. To all that would be willing, I need to borrow someone's baby for the night. Also, think about what this ensemble would look like if the baby was crying.

Hit the jump for the product's web site to see more examples of how this reenactment of Aliens, the movie, can be put to good use.

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