Zombies? What Zombies?

I don't think I'm ever going to need another gun for as long as I live. Which will be a long time with this one.

It's called the Auto Assault-12(AA-12), it can fire up to 300 rounds per minute without recoil. WTH?! Well, the next time those darn kids get on Farmer John's property, it's on!

Here's the awesomness in action:

Oh, and just in case you wanted to mount it on top of your car, you can do that too.

Is this not AWESOME?

The Opposite of a Zombie is Shotgun.

Every household should have food storage, first aid kits, and a shotgun enclosed in a glass case (safe from kids!) ready to be used when the zombie apocalypse comes.

Is this not AWESOME?