Things That Should'nt Go Together

This last months I've been trying to beat the original Contra on NES without dying once. I got all the way to the final boss, you know, the alien heart that spits out alien spiders. Before I could get the last bullet in, I DIES!!!! I was so close!
So to relieve my pain, I present this.

Is this not AWESOME?

Skate Or Die, Or Rock Out?

Just when you thought you couldn't see anything more awesome, along comes the Skatar.

A solid body Squier Jagmaster electric guitar completely playable. A few extra trucks from a skateboard and you get the Skatar.

"So I got all the parts for free, and since I already own plenty of guitars, I decided to add some trucks and wheels and see if I could skate it. The important thing for me was that it remain fully playable." - some dude.

You can see the steps he took here to create this machine of pure awesomeness.

Is this not AWESOME?

The 8bit Album

Music lovers watch your awesome meter cause we are about to do some simple math.

What do you get when you add a Nintendo Entertainment System and Weezer?

Yes, you are correct, the answer is awesomeness.

Pterodactyl Squad brings you and I an 8-bit rock n' roll tribute to Weezer. Downloadable completely free here! Check out each song individually if you like there too.

This brings me right back to 6th grade when SNES was king of videogames, and Weezer was king of my boombox cd player. Who thought that I could get both at the same time? Wait, this sounds familiar... Ah, I remember now. This reminds me of the fantastic dream I had last night with Megan Fox and my Nintendo. Yup.

Is this not AWESOME?

Death Metal Pets

There's something about animals.

Many of you know that I'm obsessed with animals. Not because they make good companions, or are helpful, or whatever else. It's because of the way they look. I mean just look at them! Why in the world do they look like that? What is going on in their mind? Like these two punks here...

They are camels and they are in a car. Probably the only two camels in the world to ever set toe in a car. But for some reason they are pissed right off? "How dare that human get near us in a car!"

Check this out, when you add Death Metal to the mix, it's a whole new experience.

"Lift your gauntlet of ROCK!" as Jack Black would say, and bang your head to this monstrosity.

Speaking of Jack Black, I'm definitely buying this game.

Is this not AWESOME?

It's Easier Than It Looks

Anybody ever heard of Mashups before? They are awesomely beatastic. Basically you take two songs, match up the beat, make them sound really cool, and BOOM! a Mashup.

You can do the same with Videos.

And my favorite one next.

Is this not AWESOME?

Flying Sharks, and Flying Bears Too!

Science has yet again provided another way.

There's been sightings of half bird, half miniature shark bear, flying death bringers. Police say the best defense is to carry around a BB gun. The bites are deadly to small animals local to the park, but humans shouldn't worry and should carry around a package of medium sized band-aids.

Is this not AWESOME?