In Russia They...

...use jet rockets to shovel the snow.

These, of course, are driven by Russian bear's who have been trained to blast anything that is white. So don't where you white snow pants to work on the morning after a huge snow storm.

"It's a snowblower. Or better said, a snow melter. The ones above use Klimov VK-1 engines from Mig-15 planes. The one from Tuesday could have been the engine from a Mig-17. They also use these to melt ice on other planes engines--while waiting on the cold Russian airport runways" - Gizmodo

I approve.

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Awards of Highest Honor

Soldier, you have been award this medal for doing nothing but sit on your butt and play Video Games for xx amount of hours of your life. HIGH FIVE!

Made by Supermandolini™ using sheer genius and a little element I like to call awesomeness. When German design firm "Be Nice" has extra energy, they head over to their playground Supermandolini™ to create t-shirts, accessories, prints, and other household items.

You can purchase this medal and others like it here.

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