Life doesn't come with instructions, but lucky for us there real American heroes out there who know what they are talking about and are willing to share their gold mines of information with us. For example, babies.
Make sure this song is playing while you read all the instructions. There will be test, both written and physical.
Is this not AWESOME?
you are now approved to come over and watch out baby. just print this out and have it handy, you know, for reminders...
ReplyDeleteDude, didn't your dad know about NOT putting the baby to sleep in a drawer? As I seem to recall, that was your first crib....
ReplyDeleteThat said, I think my favorite is the "Exercising Baby" instruction. The dad's got him bench pressing, and is like, "Come on! Wuss! Five more reps, suckah!"
So good.
HAHAHA, yes I did sleep in a drawer for the first few months of my birth. I think I can still smell the wood tarnish and chemical finish faintly in the back of my mind. Probably explains a lot.
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