High Five

Some people same this isn't the best way to greet or part ways with the opposite sex. I disagree.

The high five is a celebratory gesture, usually executed by two people at a time. The gesture is currently most commonly employed to communicate mutual satisfaction between spectators and between participants alike, during a sporting event, or to extend congratulations from one person to another in any informal setting.

To properly execute a high five, each person raises a hand to make contact, or slap, the opposing raised hand of the other. If the initiator offers the right hand, the partner offers the right hand, as one would with a traditional handshake. The hand and arm are usually extended in an upward fashion to form the "high" part, and the palms of each hand make physical contact in final execution of the gesture. The usual and ordinary five fingers of the human hand equal "five" in number, hence the name "high five". - Wikipedia

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The Awesomest Intro Ever

If I had this intro every time I entered a room, I'd want at least 5 people to faint like they do for Michael Jackson at his concerts. Preferably the should be girls, but if one was a guy, that would be okay too.

So, we have a universe born Polar Bear wielding a giant hockey stick. It's pure awesomeness blows up the moon when it flies by. It's blows up Anchorage! The bear slowly gets smaller and smaller so it can fit into the stadium. All to the soundtrack of TOP GUN and Metallica!

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Etch - A - Jackson

Holy crap this guy is GOOD!

George Viosich III., the genius behind what is known to kids as the Etch - A - Sketch. Anybody try and draw something on those things? Yeah, I've successfully drawn a square. No, make that a rectangle, cause even a perfect square is hard to pull off. But no, George here doesn't stop at the rectangle, he has to draw Michael Jackson, or tons others.

Don't believe this is real? Check out this video.

Here's his site for any other amazing things he might do.

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The Greatest Keytar Player In The World!

Has this become a lost art? Something only nostalgia can bring back? Cause dang this guy rocks!

I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of the keytar.

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Icetris

Originally, the game Tetris was inspired by ice cubes from Russia. The Russians used these ice cubes to make steps and climb over big walls. When the ice melted, it would really confuse the bad guys, cause all they would see is a really big wall and a puddle of water! They'd be all like, "What? How? this is a mystery."

You can buy these awesome ice trays from Attack Mode for only $15.00! That is, when they get the next batch ordered. They sold out immediately.

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Swearing

This, and girls.

To my biological brother and sisters, "Eat blue-shell and DIE!!! Love you guys."

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Be Prepared For Anything!

Action could happen at any moment. I mean ANY moment! But there is a solution.

I only hope that Chuck Norris still promotes these. Cause dang he looks good in those action jeans!

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Music Videos Make Sense?

Does anyone else think it's odd that musicians make music videos that have absolutely nothing to do with their song?

This guy does too, but he actually does something about it.

Loser: Literal Video Version - watch more funny videos

I'd like to see a rob zombie music video literally sang.

You can find a bunch more of these awesome vids here.

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Practise Makes Perfect

Because we all know there is a zombie apocalypse coming, duh. They are preparing just as much as we are/should be. So I present you with this.

Zombie targets for the range!

Law Enforcement Targets, inc. presents the coolest thing since guns were invented.

"They are shambling your way in full color. Targets are a ghoulish 23"x35" in size. Each target includes scoring zones and supplemental brain targets!" - LET

Let's all take a moment and get out our credit cards, our children depend on this.

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Things That Should'nt Go Together

This last months I've been trying to beat the original Contra on NES without dying once. I got all the way to the final boss, you know, the alien heart that spits out alien spiders. Before I could get the last bullet in, I DIES!!!! I was so close!
So to relieve my pain, I present this.

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