Sometimes You May Need A Wake Up Call

Ever wonder what's going on inside someones head that pops their collar? Probably something like, "Why do trash cans say thanks on them?"

Don't worry though, your true identity will be safe after you get your self a fake Douchebag name. I won't tell you what mine is, for safety reasons, but you can find out yours by clicking the link below.

Douchebag Name Generator

Here's a video you need to see if your results were a little too close to reality.

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Rock n' Fail

Ever wondered how or why big name bands sound so good on stage? Truth is, they don't.

Now you know what the sound engineer does in the back of every show you've ever been to ever.

So basically some guy took out the real audio and replaced it with 2 year old musicians who play on cue to the video.

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I Have, And They Are Right

Anybody else want to join me and print out random posters of animals that are awesome and post them around town? I still hate it when I don't think of these things.

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Headbanging Without Music

Just watch it.

Now tell me.

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Skate Or Die, Or Rock Out?

Just when you thought you couldn't see anything more awesome, along comes the Skatar.

A solid body Squier Jagmaster electric guitar completely playable. A few extra trucks from a skateboard and you get the Skatar.

"So I got all the parts for free, and since I already own plenty of guitars, I decided to add some trucks and wheels and see if I could skate it. The important thing for me was that it remain fully playable." - some dude.

You can see the steps he took here to create this machine of pure awesomeness.

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Some More Light Reading

Masterpiece Theater's got nothing on this!

An instant classic I can already tell. Pick up this book here. There will be a book report required at the end of the month.

Also, just so you are aware, here is next months reading.

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The 8bit Album

Music lovers watch your awesome meter cause we are about to do some simple math.

What do you get when you add a Nintendo Entertainment System and Weezer?

Yes, you are correct, the answer is awesomeness.

Pterodactyl Squad brings you and I an 8-bit rock n' roll tribute to Weezer. Downloadable completely free here! Check out each song individually if you like there too.

This brings me right back to 6th grade when SNES was king of videogames, and Weezer was king of my boombox cd player. Who thought that I could get both at the same time? Wait, this sounds familiar... Ah, I remember now. This reminds me of the fantastic dream I had last night with Megan Fox and my Nintendo. Yup.

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Laser Toy From the Past

This is so dumb, SO DUMB! When is he going to figure out that the TV has a glass screen keeping Mario safe. So dumb.

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Darth Vader Is A Jerk

Good ideas suck when they aren't mine. This one is the worst.

Star Wars Uncut is a collaboration of 472 people. The idea is to recreate Star Wars: A New Hope. The entire movie is split up into 15 second clips. Each person claims one of the clips, films it, and uploads it in order.

Here's the link to check out the official unofficial page.

And here's what my remake would look like

Also, Darth Vader is a Jerk

Next I want to see the Power Rangers Movie Uncut.

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Zombies Are The New Pink

Yes, this shirt will come in handy when babysitting. Why you ask? Because of this!

It's to celebrate Capcom's upcoming Wii title Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles. Here's the link if you want the low-down from one of the designers of the shirt. Sounds like it's going to be given away for free at Comic Con this year.

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