Keep Being Awesome

Facts that aren't true whatsoever are awesome. For example, yesterday, I was getting my hair cut and I said to the girl cutting my hair as I took of my glasses that I was trusting her because I can't see anything without them on. She then informed me that I should eat carrots.

"That's true" I said, "They have beta..."

Suddenly she interrupts me and said, "If you cut a carrot in half and look at the cut end it looks like an iris, that's why we know they are good for your eyes!"

"Who's we?" I ask.

"My sister in law, she read all about it, she only buys organic foods." She explains.

"Let me guess, is she a vegetarian too?" I ask.

"YEAH! how did you know!?" She surprisingly questioned.

"Just a lucky guess." I exaggerate

"Walnuts are good for your lungs because they are the shape of lungs!" She states.

"They also look like brains, are they good for your brains?" I exaggerate again.

"They probably are! I'll ask her!" She wonders.

She then proceeds to give me a head massage. It was the weirdest hair cut I've ever had.

So, in review, what lessons have we learned? Carrots are good for your eyes cause the look like an iris when chopped in half, walnuts are good for you lungs and probably your brains (we are still waiting for the verdict from sister in law), and I bet you 10 bucks kidney beans are good for your kidnies.

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Cat Fight

This would be a lot cooler set to this music.

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What Happens When You Give a Kid A Really Cool Batman Costume?

Violence against mothers is wrong. I just want to make sure we all understand this.

Apparently a good number of crazy people who take on alternate identities choose batman as that identity. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

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Birthday Defense

Birthday can be a very joyous time. But they can also be a very dangerous time.

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Geography Correction

9th grade was the year I learned that I actually didn't have to pay attention in class. Good thing, cause everything I learned in 9th grade geography has been either proven wrong or never been process in my mind since. BUT, something has recently been discovered. More proof that T Rex is still the coolest dinosaur and still the king of dinosaurs.

Well duh, of course the earth likes T Rex, and would want to pay tribute to his sheer awesomeness.

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Play That Keyboard Cat

Have you ever seen this...

and thought, WTF is that and why is it in every dang video I watch on youtube? Well sadly there is no answer to that question.

There is however, a great way to waste your time.

Made by Tubbypaws, this bad boy masterpiece took me about three hours to make. If you follow the instructions, unlike I did, it shouldn't take you too long.

See!

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High Five

Some people same this isn't the best way to greet or part ways with the opposite sex. I disagree.

The high five is a celebratory gesture, usually executed by two people at a time. The gesture is currently most commonly employed to communicate mutual satisfaction between spectators and between participants alike, during a sporting event, or to extend congratulations from one person to another in any informal setting.

To properly execute a high five, each person raises a hand to make contact, or slap, the opposing raised hand of the other. If the initiator offers the right hand, the partner offers the right hand, as one would with a traditional handshake. The hand and arm are usually extended in an upward fashion to form the "high" part, and the palms of each hand make physical contact in final execution of the gesture. The usual and ordinary five fingers of the human hand equal "five" in number, hence the name "high five". - Wikipedia

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The Awesomest Intro Ever

If I had this intro every time I entered a room, I'd want at least 5 people to faint like they do for Michael Jackson at his concerts. Preferably the should be girls, but if one was a guy, that would be okay too.

So, we have a universe born Polar Bear wielding a giant hockey stick. It's pure awesomeness blows up the moon when it flies by. It's blows up Anchorage! The bear slowly gets smaller and smaller so it can fit into the stadium. All to the soundtrack of TOP GUN and Metallica!

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Etch - A - Jackson

Holy crap this guy is GOOD!

George Viosich III., the genius behind what is known to kids as the Etch - A - Sketch. Anybody try and draw something on those things? Yeah, I've successfully drawn a square. No, make that a rectangle, cause even a perfect square is hard to pull off. But no, George here doesn't stop at the rectangle, he has to draw Michael Jackson, or tons others.

Don't believe this is real? Check out this video.

Here's his site for any other amazing things he might do.

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The Greatest Keytar Player In The World!

Has this become a lost art? Something only nostalgia can bring back? Cause dang this guy rocks!

I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of the keytar.

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