Self defence for dorks, because you know that you know that you need it.

How many times do you find yourself in a serious situation where these actions are necessary?

Yeah, me too, everyday.

Favorite Quote: Usually they're gonna go back to their friends and say, "How did he do that!?"

Is this not AWESOME?

The 1st Bday party I ever had

I knew at the age of 1 that big burly mustaches were awesome. So obviously I would've suggested that we celebrated them along with my first birthday. The next year was a pirate theme, the year after that a ninja theme, and the year after that was spacemen!

More please? If you dare.

Is this not AWESOME?