The Most Epic Movie Ever

Why not? That's all I have to ask before you watch this trailer.

So let me get this straight. This movie is about Explosions, War, People who don't want to die, Ninjas, Robots, Vampires, Werewolves, Wizards, Warriors, Rockets, Space, The Earth, more explosions, Folks with crossbows, Nazis, Aliens, UFC Fighters, Hot Chicks, Magic Balls with stars in them, Jets, USA, even more explosions, missles, the beginning, the end, a lot of people with their mouths open screaming, fast cars, black angels, babes, muscles, and finally EXPLOSIONS! Did I miss anything? WAIT! yes I did, ZOMBIES!

The title of this movie will be, "I AM SO AWESOME!" That is a direct quote from me while I was watching, "This Is It" the Michael Jackson movie.

"Included in the video are: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, The Lightning Thief, Babylon A.D., Knowing, Sherlock Holmes, Death Race, The Uninvited, Max Payne, The Fast and the Furious, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Midnight Meat Train, Quarantine, 2012, Ninja Assasin, New Moon, Whiteout, Final Destination, Daybreakers, Race to Witch Mountain, Moon, Inglourious Basterds, The Box, Obsessed, Friday the 13th, Star Trek, Terminator Salvation, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Watchmen, Dragonball, The Spirit, Carriers, Bangkok Dangerous, District 9, Surrogate, The Book of Eli, Mirrors, The Happening, Fighting, The Road, Angels & Demons, Jennifer's Body, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Pineapple Express, The Last House on the Left, The Haunting in Connecticut, Shutter Island, Sorority Row and two (we think) Russian films we couldn't identify." - scifiwire.com

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Conspiracy

What does Sonic The Hedgehog and Michael Jackson have in common? No, this is not a pedophile joke. But strangely enough they have a lot more in common that I wish I knew as a kid who was raised on Michael Jackson hits. Check this out!

"According to an interview in the French magazine Black & White—the "official magazine of Michael Jackson"—Jackson's composer and musical director Brad Buxer says Michael was responsible for some of Sonic 3's compositions. The themes that appear in Sonic 3 and some of Jackson's own songs are not a coincidence.

As for Sega and Sonic the Hedgehog lead Yuji Naka's caginess about confirming Jackson's involvement? This may be your answer.

"And if he is not credited for composing the music, it's because he was not happy with the result sound coming out of the console," Buxer said. "At the time, game consoles did not allow an optimal sound reproduction, and Michael found it frustrating. He did not want to be associated with a product that devalued his music..." - Kotaku

You can listen yourself here. I would embed the video but dude asked that people don't.

Also...

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Bozo vs. Blobby

The Saturday morning cartoon lineup in America when I was a kid never included Bozo The Clown. I don't ever remember running home from school to watch it either. But I would have if it was like this.

Mr. Blobby, can it get any more original than this. Dude looks like a wonder bread bag filled with pepto-bismol. A complete trainwreck that you just can't look away from. Bozo, you should have crashed through more doors, then maybe I would've paid attention to you.

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I Want A Dog Not A Cat

Recently I've gotten the comment that I must really like cats because I always post about cats. WRONG! I only post about cats because, well look at them! What is going on in their head!? Really I want a dog. That can do this.

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Keep Being Awesome

Facts that aren't true whatsoever are awesome. For example, yesterday, I was getting my hair cut and I said to the girl cutting my hair as I took of my glasses that I was trusting her because I can't see anything without them on. She then informed me that I should eat carrots.

"That's true" I said, "They have beta..."

Suddenly she interrupts me and said, "If you cut a carrot in half and look at the cut end it looks like an iris, that's why we know they are good for your eyes!"

"Who's we?" I ask.

"My sister in law, she read all about it, she only buys organic foods." She explains.

"Let me guess, is she a vegetarian too?" I ask.

"YEAH! how did you know!?" She surprisingly questioned.

"Just a lucky guess." I exaggerate

"Walnuts are good for your lungs because they are the shape of lungs!" She states.

"They also look like brains, are they good for your brains?" I exaggerate again.

"They probably are! I'll ask her!" She wonders.

She then proceeds to give me a head massage. It was the weirdest hair cut I've ever had.

So, in review, what lessons have we learned? Carrots are good for your eyes cause the look like an iris when chopped in half, walnuts are good for you lungs and probably your brains (we are still waiting for the verdict from sister in law), and I bet you 10 bucks kidney beans are good for your kidnies.

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Cat Fight

This would be a lot cooler set to this music.

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What Happens When You Give a Kid A Really Cool Batman Costume?

Violence against mothers is wrong. I just want to make sure we all understand this.

Apparently a good number of crazy people who take on alternate identities choose batman as that identity. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

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Birthday Defense

Birthday can be a very joyous time. But they can also be a very dangerous time.

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Geography Correction

9th grade was the year I learned that I actually didn't have to pay attention in class. Good thing, cause everything I learned in 9th grade geography has been either proven wrong or never been process in my mind since. BUT, something has recently been discovered. More proof that T Rex is still the coolest dinosaur and still the king of dinosaurs.

Well duh, of course the earth likes T Rex, and would want to pay tribute to his sheer awesomeness.

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Play That Keyboard Cat

Have you ever seen this...

and thought, WTF is that and why is it in every dang video I watch on youtube? Well sadly there is no answer to that question.

There is however, a great way to waste your time.

Made by Tubbypaws, this bad boy masterpiece took me about three hours to make. If you follow the instructions, unlike I did, it shouldn't take you too long.

See!

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